missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

  • PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
  • Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius

brittapperry:

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing

unless you’re at a funeral

liamipayne:

okay but y’all need to stop being extra rude about liam you know he didn’t mean any harm….

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

wcjobber:

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.

wcjobber:

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.

michaelshadow7779:

underhuntressmoon:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite text posts part 4

I was not expecting to see myself in one of these

The last one though!

(Source: huffylemon)

elisabethianempire:

thepoliticalhippie:

talking-fedora:

ewatsondaily:

"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."

According to Emma Watson, the only reason to not identify as a feminist is because society tells you you shouldn’t have a strong opinion.
Not, you know, the vast amount of shitty things feminism has done.
Not the fact that women are people who have a vast multitude of complex ideas and personalities.
You can’t stereotype people who disagree with you, Emma, because you’re being very misogynistic. When you say that non-feminist women are only non-feminist because society told them that and implying that they’re not strong enough (like you are, apparently) to go against that…that’s fucking misogyny.
No one thinks less of women than some feminists.

Im not sure why people think that celebrities are above the brainwashing. If anything they are on the front lines of only doing what they are told will look good to the masses. She is intelligent but not any more clued in than your average idiot. 

I knew there was a reason I don’t like her.

elisabethianempire:

thepoliticalhippie:

talking-fedora:

ewatsondaily:

"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."

According to Emma Watson, the only reason to not identify as a feminist is because society tells you you shouldn’t have a strong opinion.

Not, you know, the vast amount of shitty things feminism has done.

Not the fact that women are people who have a vast multitude of complex ideas and personalities.

You can’t stereotype people who disagree with you, Emma, because you’re being very misogynistic. When you say that non-feminist women are only non-feminist because society told them that and implying that they’re not strong enough (like you are, apparently) to go against that…that’s fucking misogyny.

No one thinks less of women than some feminists.

Im not sure why people think that celebrities are above the brainwashing. If anything they are on the front lines of only doing what they are told will look good to the masses. She is intelligent but not any more clued in than your average idiot. 

I knew there was a reason I don’t like her.

nsa-actual:

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

Nope. It fell flat.

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG.