Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.
NO BUT FOR SRS I HAVE TO COME OUT OF THE TAGS, POSEY DOES SO WELL WITH THIS. NOT ONLY DOES HE DROP TO THEIR LEVEL HE MAKES EYE CONTACT AND STAYS OPEN, AND DOESN’T CROSS HIS ARMS OR LEGS. HE MAKES THE CONNECTIONS SO GOOD. (feel free to delete this caption I just love scott so much)
OK BUT SEE, I DIDN’T KNOW.
I didn’t KNOW. Chris Evans swears like a sailor. Chris Evans has an adorable Bostonish accent. Chris Evans wants you to know that he can tap dance. Chris Evans thinks that Captain America is the least ass-kicking of all of the Avengers. Chris Evans loves to tell the story where he made an idiot of himself in front of Ben Affleck. Chris Evans is REALLY EXCITED TO DO THIS INTERVIEW. Chris Evans REALLY wants to talk to you and tell you what’s on his mind.
Chris Evans is STUPIDLY CHARMING. And no seriously, he swears LIKE A SAILOR. People who swear with alacrity are my fucking kryptonite.
I just DID. NOT. KNOW. I have literally never seen him outside of movies and photos before.
i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:
- NO one thinks theyre for you
- actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
- nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down
4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend
5. no one cares if you buy pads/tampons. absolutely no one cares.
never understood being afraid to buy this stuff…grow a pair
things i want from marvel:
- black widow movie
- falcon movie
- bucky in everything forever
- melinda may movie
things i will happily take if marvel gives me:
- more iron man and thor movies
- hawkeye movie
things that are unacceptable from marvel:
- benedict cumberbatch as doctor strange
- another goddamn wolverine movie
additions to the lists in respective order: nick fury movie, more captain america movies, loki movie